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July 24th, 2006

01:08 am - Pull yourself together man... So I think I might start writing in this every now and then, in the hope of sparking a livejournal renaissance. This despite the fact that I am the only person who'll be reading this. Here's my first contribution towards the revival: My Monkeyman Jungleboy.

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September 7th, 2005

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May 30th, 2005

07:05 pm - I guess we always settle in to what we know... So on TRL, Jo Jacobs was talking about the crazy frog beating Coldplay to number one, and described it as being a travesty of 'epic proportions'. Actually she said it was 'wrong to epic proportions', but that doesn't make much sense. Anyway, I thought I was the only one who said 'epic proportions'. We must be destined. Current Mood: calm Current Music: Alk3 - Crimson

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March 9th, 2005

01:10 am - Say goodnight, mean goodbye... Roger: You are male, aren't you sir? Rob: Last time I checked... Both: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA This is what livejournal has become. I hate Chelsea, and their haircuts. The IRA offered to shoot the killers of that McCartney fellow today. Its like Eastenders but real. The world is crazy yo. TGUK split which is a real bummer I guess. Not like I was a huge fan or anything. Infact, I hardly listened to them, except when I went to see them once. And that was only to impress The Female Formally Known As 'Goddess'. With whom I exchanged texts today for the first time since October. I hate her like I hate Chelsea, but I love her like I love Arsenal. This entry is entirely appropriate because I just watched the OC. Makes me wish I was 17 again. Although the actors in it are actually older than me by a good two or three years, which infact makes me feel a lot happier about my age. They have lines on their foreheads too. I need to learn to communicate without using facial expression. Current Mood: blah Current Music: TGUK- Holiday(I thought Americans said 'vacation' instead)

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February 24th, 2005

02:10 am - More rats and rats and rats... I have a considerable fear that one day, whilst I'm sitting on the toilet, a dirty stinking rat is going to swim through the plumbing, up the U-bent and is going to attack my bum bum. I've had this concern since I heard David Attenburgh tell a particular worrying tale. I was thinking about it today, I couldn't wait to get off the bloody thing. America's Next Top Model is such a load of rubbish. No wonder my sister acts like a diva, because she watches this sort of shite every day. And... they always vote off the best ones anyway. Current Mood: worried Current Music: Radio adverts

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February 22nd, 2005

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February 19th, 2005

09:54 pm - We had a fight on the promenade... Livejournal was dead 6 months ago. Its now worm food. Wow, my dad spent 40,000 quid yesterday because of my little fire incident. That sucks. And so does this. And so do you. Yeah! Current Mood: cranky Current Music: damn killers

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February 18th, 2005

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February 16th, 2005

01:46 am - Honk and wave... The bad news is that I have a driving lesson first thing tomorrow, and I hate them. The good news is I passed my theory test last week, despite having Suzi Perry present the instruction videos which is far more of a distraction than an actual aid. She's a woman of action, you know. Current Mood: exanimate Current Music: U2- That song about his dad

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February 15th, 2005

11:52 am - Lay your traps for a thousand miles... So London was much fun this weekend. It was nice to see everyone again, and let loose for a few days. It was A****'s birthday so we went to a club on Wardour St that played dreadfully commercial r n b, the stuff you could hear if you just turned on the radio during the day. And they played each song at least twice, I think the DJ was smashed. BUT, it was great anyway and a grand time was shared. I nearly forgot how cool London is at night, but also how expensive... ten quid to get in, with a guest list spot... blimey. And they frisked me so hard when I walked in, I think they gave me a free rectal inspection. I spent at least forty notes in there on vodka, and at least two quid on lollipops, it was a tad pricey. But much fun indeed, it was nice to be carefree and dance with good people. And then the best bit followed. I was sat on the nightbus home with Matt out of Bloc Party and we chatted about all sorts for at least half an hour. Yeah, I was pissed to start with, thus making it easier do instigate a conversation than it would otherwise have been, but I think for the majority of the time, I was pretty coherant. We spoke about how things are going for them, which for anyone who might not be aware of them, includes touring with interpol and the killers as well as most likely having a number one album this week, and generally being the new darlings of the indie cool kids. I'm not even the biggest fan of them, but he was genuinely nice and interested in what I had to say and my studies. He studied at Norwich, thus we had stuff to speak about. He asked if I worked in the industry, because I knew all about Wichita and all that. I felt cool for a second. He was at the Bronx gig at the garage all that time ago. He even knew about Brunel and Uxbridge. My mate M**t acted like a complete fanboy, including, 'Whens your album out? Monday? I'm gonna get it definitely', to which this Matt replied, 'Well, you don't have to'. If you read all that, then you obviously didn't have anything better to do. I kipped over at the girls for a few hours before treking it back to Brent Cross to get my stuff. F**i asked if I wanted to crash on the floor in her room, though in the end I chose the lounge because I'm an idiot like that. She had a cool white leather coat on, she did. Friday night we were at Bar Vinyl in Camden, a cool bar playing breakbeat kinda stuff that everyone goes to before hitting the clubs. Its above a record shop and owned by these guys who run a label, apparently. I don't know much about it cuz its hardly my thing, but it was a cool atmosphere, good music and everyone was off their face on drugs. Which makes watching them all the more entertaining. Good night. Sunday was a nightmare getting home, bloody somebody do something about the rail network in this country. Arsenal beat Crystal Palace 5-1. There isn't anyone else in the league who can play like that, even the two teams above rarely play like that. These new Bright Eyes records are super, especially Digital Ash. Matt out of Bloc Party hadn't listened to Bright Eyes before, and they're probably the most renowned act on his label... That is tremendously uninteresting. Current Mood: contemplative Current Music: Bright Eyes- The whole Digital Ash record

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February 7th, 2005

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05:58 pm - Is it still cool to bash myspace? Hi, I have aspirations to feature in the pages of some obscure alternative fashion rag, so I'll make a myspace page with photoshopped images of myself that have been altered so much they look nothing like me, making all the hot 16 year old boys with cool haircuts cream in their tight girl jeans, and adopt a diva e-attitude so that I'm prepared from the adulation that will never befall me. Do you like my polka dot shoes? Current Mood: nervous Current Music: Interpol- Public Pervert

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February 3rd, 2005

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January 22nd, 2005

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January 11th, 2005

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January 7th, 2005

02:10 am - Why can't we just look the other way... So Celebrity Big Brother is brilliantly cast this year. Bez really thinks he has a chance with Caprice. He's my hero. The fact that he can't string a sentence together due to his excessive drug abuse shouldn't alter the fact he should clearly win this thing. Either him or Caprice, because she is amazing and I just love her. I'm such a bedroom rocker thats its embarASSing. Current Mood: drunk Current Music: Interpol- Evil

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January 5th, 2005

01:08 am - Its a wasteland now... So who the fuck are 20 Fingers? If thats their name, I'm not sure. Anyway, I was flicking through the 67,000 channels on tv and caught a programme on Discovery Health called 'Fat Girls and Feeders'. Unsurprisingly, it was about fat girls. But not just your run of the mill, average lardy tubs you might see waddling down the street, but hugely fat women who get so big they can't walk. These girls were literally so fat, their arse cheeks drooped over the edge of their bed, and piled up onto the floor. Each breast was the size of my upper torso. I lost count of the number of chins on this one lady. And the 'feeders' are their partners who get off on making their wifes/girlfriends/whatver as fat as is possible. By putting bulking powder into their meals, or pouring liquid fat into them through tubes. One guy videotaped his wife's last walk before she was unable to stand again so that he could get off on it over and over. Of course, she was too fat for him to get anywhere near her, so its not like he could fuck her. One women was 55 stone, which is the equivalent of a elephant or a whale or a ship or something. Needless to say, all these people were American. I have a driving lesson super early in the morning. Eurgh, I hate it. Current Mood: blah Current Music: Soulwax of course

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January 2nd, 2005

01:38 am - Is it good enough for what you're paying... So News Years Eve was spent learning to play Interpol songs and playing San Andreas. After that, I recoiled in the fetal position upon my bed. The party never stops. My ocd is kicking in and I keep thinking I left the gates open round the wood. I know I closed them properly because I said a little rhyme as I did it, but I can never shake that persistant ever-present doubt in my mind. That was terribly faux-woe-is-me but I can't be arsed to start this entry again. I hardly use this thing as it is. Erm, Arsenal won, woo. But so did the sarf london scum so all in all, its been a nothing kind of day. Yay. Current Mood: predatory Current Music: Soulwax- E Talking

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December 26th, 2004

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December 3rd, 2004

01:39 am - I know a girl with a golden touch... So today I ended up watching Razorlight play, with my dad. Stranger things have never happened. L O V E, I'll see you later... Current Mood: content Current Music: razorlight I guess

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